MOTORCYCLE

> Greybeard wrote in message
> news:44769d89$0$24309$88260bb3@free.teranews.com...
>> Well, after spending most of yesterday afternoon following the cat around
>> the garden and adjacent fields, trying to spot when it had a crap, I gave
>> up and went done the pub.
>> When I got back, said cat was sitting indoors having a nap. So I woke the
>> little farker up, took it into the garden and gave it a good squeeze.
>> Collected due brown stuff from rear end, and wiped away the red stuff
>> from the front end, and popped its eyes back in. [1]
>> It wont come anywhere near me now, which is a shame as it used to be a
>> nice little cat. Cant understand why?
>> Duly wiped said product onto the inside of my visor, closed the lid,
>> cant see fark all, them promptly puked up due the smell in that small
>> enclosed space. Should have a health warning on that stuff!
>> Upshot is,
>> Cat crap is bloody useless for keeping for the visor mist free.
>> So I thinks to myself, maybe, just maybe I have something wrong here?
>>
>> To the FOAK, where in the UK can I buy some better smelling Cat Crap? as
>> google seems to want to keep it very much a secret!
>>
>> TIA
>>
>> [1] No animals were hurt during the making of this load of old bollox ;o)
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> No, No, No, No, how stupid can you be?
> You are suppose to rub your visor with a Crap Cat.
> If you do not have a crap cat, you can borrow mine, its fucking useless!