MOTORCYCLE

> Well, after spending most of yesterday afternoon following the cat around
> the garden and adjacent fields, trying to spot when it had a crap, I gave
> up and went done the pub.
> When I got back, said cat was sitting indoors having a nap. So I woke the
> little farker up, took it into the garden and gave it a good squeeze.
> Collected due brown stuff from rear end, and wiped away the red stuff from
> the front end, and popped its eyes back in. [1]
> It wont come anywhere near me now, which is a shame as it used to be a
> nice little cat. Cant understand why?
> Duly wiped said product onto the inside of my visor, closed the lid, cant
> see fark all, them promptly puked up due the smell in that small enclosed
> space. Should have a health warning on that stuff!
> Upshot is,
> Cat crap is bloody useless for keeping for the visor mist free.
> So I thinks to myself, maybe, just maybe I have something wrong here?
>
> To the FOAK, where in the UK can I buy some better smelling Cat Crap? as
> google seems to want to keep it very much a secret!
>
> TIA
>
> [1] No animals were hurt during the making of this load of old bollox ;o)