MOTORCYCLE

> In uk.rec.motorcycles, Monz belched forth and ejected the following:
>
>> Whinging Courier wrote in message
>> news:MPG.1ea91c2c5d40f63598abc8@news.individual.net...
>> > In uk.rec.motorcycles, Owen belched forth and ejected the following:
>> >
>> >> W-Well thats all folks...
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> Enjoy...
>> >
>> > Fuck off you lazy shits.
>> >
>> > I have to work today.
>>
>> Aaaaaaawwww
>>
>> I will mostly be blatting round removing the tiny bit of chicken strip I
>> have left i suspect :o)
>>
>> keep on truckin
>
> Ive hurt my back ;o)
>
> Im back home!
>
> Looks away now if you dont care to read this long and boring bit:
>
> Got in, had no vehicle... They found a vehicle, loaded it, fuel pump
> fucked (what a surprise) reloaded it onto another. Went out, load came
> loose so theres me on me tod trying to move tons of stuff at the side
> of the road - sorted that and then discovered I only had half the load I
> needed for today. Went back, had to shift cages that probably weighed
> upwards of a ton, went out again, still not all of load, went back, had
> to raise bulkhead - oops!
>
> Thats when my back went.
>
> I must point out it hasnt /actually/ gone but the way it told me to
> fuck off I really think itd be foolish in the extreme to provoke it
> further. Getting back on the R1[1] to go home was err.. interesting.
>
> [1] Every time Ive taken it in Ive had some fucking shit. Bad omen I
> reckon.