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PostPosted: 2007-08-08 13:58:41
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http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life and
style/driving/article2217990.eceOver 3 off the ground? Get your training course
in.--I dont care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as
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 Post subject: Laugh, cry or both?
PostPosted: 2007-08-08 14:07:39
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On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 13:58:41 +0100, Scraggy
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> http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life and
style/driving/article2217990.eceOver
>3 off the ground? Get your training course in.

Your training course will contain such elements as:

1. Checking urls before posting, else they show a 404.

2. Formatting your post correctly, else it display as one looong
line.

3. Employing a working sig separator if you insist on trailing
rubbish around behind you.

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 Post subject: Laugh, cry or both?
PostPosted: 2007-08-08 16:57:48
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Pip wrote:
> On Wed, 8 Aug 2007 13:58:41 +0100, Scraggy
> wrote:
>
>> http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life and
style/driving/article2217990.eceOver
>> 3 off the ground? Get your training course in.
>
> Your training course will contain such elements as:
>
> 1. Checking urls before posting, else they show a 404.
>
> 2. Formatting your post correctly, else it display as one looong
> line.
>
> 3. Employing a working sig separator if you insist on trailing
> rubbish around behind you.

Rocket Science, a bitch. Discuss.

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PostPosted: 2007-08-08 17:01:01
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Scraggy wrote:

> Rocket Science, a bitch. Discuss.

I used to build rockets, when trying to impress a woman
by doing stuff with her kid, so I can definitely say
that it aint exactly rocket science.

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PostPosted: 2007-08-08 16:09:55
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Eiron wrote:

> trying to impress a woman by doing stuff with her kid,

Not many women were impressed by Chris Langham.

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PostPosted: 2007-08-08 17:23:27
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sweller wrote:
> Eiron wrote:
>
>> trying to impress a woman by doing stuff with her kid,
>
> Not many women were impressed by Chris Langham.

Oh Im sure some saddo Christian crim chasing bitch will line up for him

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PostPosted: 2007-08-08 21:53:49
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Scraggy wrote in message
news:nu2dnUARDfyfIyTbRVnygAA@brightview.com...
> http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life and
style/driving/article2217990.eceOver
> 3 off the ground? Get your training course in

Try
http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life and style/driving/article2217990.ece

Creep over the speed limit, and you might get a Ł60 fixed penalty and three
points on your driving licence. Really put your foot down in a built-up
area, and the magistrates could relieve you of up to Ł1,000. And thats
assuming you dont injure anybody.
But go up a ladder without approved ladder training to install one of those
flashing roadside speed indicators, and the bench could have Ł5,000 off you,
plus costs, for working at height without consent. Height in this context
could mean 3ft (90cm) off the ground, but you could still end up in the
Crown Court. Even if you didnt break your neck falling off.

Health and safety regulations are now the overarching power in the land, as
Lancashire County Council has discovered in its attempt to improve road
safety in the northwest by installing electronic speed indicators which are
regarded as effective in shaming drivers into slowing down.

Thirty of the devices lie waiting to be put up on their roadside poles, but
the council has found that it does not have enough staff qualified to go up
ladders to install them. ...


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PostPosted: 2007-08-08 22:12:21
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Dave Emerson wrote:
> Scraggy wrote in message
> news:nu2dnUARDfyfIyTbRVnygAA@brightview.com...
>> http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life and
style/driving/article2217990.eceOver
>> 3 off the ground? Get your training course in
>
> Try
> http://driving.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life and
style/driving/article2217990.ece
>
> Creep over the speed limit, and you might get a Ł60 fixed penalty
> and three points on your driving licence. Really put your foot down
> in a built-up area, and the magistrates could relieve you of up to
> Ł1,000. And thats assuming you dont injure anybody.
> But go up a ladder without approved ladder training to install one of
> those flashing roadside speed indicators, and the bench could have
> Ł5,000 off you, plus costs, for working at height without consent.
> Height in this context could mean 3ft (90cm) off the ground, but you
> could still end up in the Crown Court. Even if you didnt break your
> neck falling off.
> Health and safety regulations are now the overarching power in the
> land, as Lancashire County Council has discovered in its attempt to
> improve road safety in the northwest by installing electronic speed
> indicators which are regarded as effective in shaming drivers into
> slowing down.
> Thirty of the devices lie waiting to be put up on their roadside
> poles, but the council has found that it does not have enough staff
> qualified to go up ladders to install them. ...

Paging TOG: have you weighed your fire extinguishers yet?

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