MOTORCYCLE

People who drive in the middle lane of the motorway when theyre not
over taking.

People who wear Bluetooth headsets when they are not in their cars.

Country music.

Traffic calming bumps: Makes me want to buy a 4x4.

Women who think that just cos youve got your wang in their mouth it
constitutes great head.

Any game that would allow some fat twunt to shout good shot sir!

The way Americans refer to anyone playing any type of game as an
athlete

Jeremy Kyle - Im mean why on earth would you showcase your stupidity
on daytime TV ...you jobless maggots!

Theme pubs.

Menus with pictures of the food.

People who dont discipline their noisy toddlers.

People who type in txt spk use lol as punctuation and
put !!!!!!!!!!!! at the end of every sentence. [soz Hayley!!!! x]

Anyone, dumb enough, to believe that the world was created by an
invisible wizard in the sky.

People who say Its fate, whatever will be will be, everything
happens for a reason No it doesnt you simpleton.

Weak coffee or milky tea.

Call centres, all of them, every single one.

Great Yarmouth. Its a cesspool, my snob gland almost ruptured.

Harry Ramsden fish and chips - MacDonalds for northerners.

Real Ale, er.. why?

People who sit in the pub complaining theyre skint.

Heavy Metal types in long leather coats who think the Matrix is real.

Conspiracy theorists who think the CIA shot Kennedy and the moon
landings were fake.

News stories about flooding in the UK. I live on a hill, I dont care.

This is a work in progress.

On Jul 30, 1:34 pm, Cane wrote:

> work in progress.

Ive only met her twice but I didnt think she was that bad. Maybe
thats why she dropped the moniker.

Cane wrote:


Because it tastes good, you heathen and, more importantly, it gets you
very, very pissed.

Come to the GBBF[1] next week and learn to drink like a real man![2].

Apart from that, I agree with the rest of the list.

[1] http://www.camra.org.uk/page.aspx?o=195496
[2] False beards, arm patches and sandals are optional.
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Chris

On 30 Jul, 13:46, CT wrote:


Id rather go to Harry Ramsdens in Gt Yarmouth.

Cane wrote in message
:



Hahahahahaha.
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On Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:34:55 -0000, Cane wrote:


You cut and pasted this from an email, didnt you?
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Champ
I dont know, but I been told, you never slow down, you never get old
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On 30 Jul, 14:09, Champ wrote:


Yes, I sent it round the office first. It was the [Soz, Hayley] bit
that gave it away?

Cane wrote:

Not one of these?
http://www.hamilton-tarmac.co.uk/1mplaner.jpg

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Rick
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