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 Post subject: OT: Made me laugh...
PostPosted: 2007-07-03 22:15:26
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...but then Im on the outside of plenty shiraz.

From London Freecycle:

1. Mobility-Aid Breadboard - If a person only has one good hand, this
wooden
breadboard, has metal spikes on it, onto which the person sticks the loaf of
bread. Enabling them to then use their good hand to cut the bread without
needing to hold it with the other hand.
(Of course many people in that situation might choose to use sliced bread,
but...).

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 Post subject: OT: Made me laugh...
PostPosted: 2007-07-03 22:17:29
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Mungo Two Sheds Toadfoot wrote:
> ...but then Im on the outside of plenty shiraz.
>
> From London Freecycle:
>
> 1. Mobility-Aid Breadboard - If a person only has one good hand, this
> wooden
> breadboard, has metal spikes on it, onto which the person sticks the
> loaf of bread. Enabling them to then use their good hand to cut the
> bread without needing to hold it with the other hand.
> (Of course many people in that situation might choose to use sliced
> bread, but...).

Didnt read any further before posting but no.2 is:

2. Second-hand Ladies XL Incontinence Knickers - 3 bags of incontinence
knickers, Ladies size XL (I think). All are clean/have been washed. Some
have unused pads placed in them ready for use, some dont.

Any takers?

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 Post subject: OT: Made me laugh...
PostPosted: 2007-07-03 21:17:51
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Mungo Two Sheds Toadfoot wrote in message
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> ...but then Im on the outside of plenty shiraz.
>
> From London Freecycle:
>
> 1. Mobility-Aid Breadboard - If a person only has one good hand, this
> wooden
> breadboard, has metal spikes on it, onto which the person sticks the loaf
> of
> bread. Enabling them to then use their good hand to cut the bread without
> needing to hold it with the other hand.
> (Of course many people in that situation might choose to use sliced bread,
> but...).

I wonder if its any good for holding a slice while a one armed wife applies
the necessary sandwich filling?

If so, post the link, Im starving. And find one for a one armed tart to
brew a decent cuppa too.


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 Post subject: OT: Made me laugh...
PostPosted: 2007-07-04 09:14:57
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Beav wrote in message
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> Mungo Two Sheds Toadfoot wrote in message
> news:xMCdnbv MPztIRfbRVnyugA@pipex.net...
>> ...but then Im on the outside of plenty shiraz.
>>
>> From London Freecycle:
>>
>> 1. Mobility-Aid Breadboard - If a person only has one good hand, this
>> wooden
>> breadboard, has metal spikes on it, onto which the person sticks the loaf
>> of
>> bread. Enabling them to then use their good hand to cut the bread without
>> needing to hold it with the other hand.
>> (Of course many people in that situation might choose to use sliced
>> bread,
>> but...).
>
> I wonder if its any good for holding a slice while a one armed wife
> applies the necessary sandwich filling?
>
> If so, post the link, Im starving. And find one for a one armed tart to
> brew a decent cuppa too.

*snort*

You are in sooooo much trouble :o)


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 Post subject: OT: Made me laugh...
PostPosted: 2007-07-04 09:58:21
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Monz wrote in message
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> Beav wrote in message
> news:32zii.11016$aJ3.8389@newsfe4-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> Mungo Two Sheds Toadfoot wrote in message
>> news:xMCdnbv MPztIRfbRVnyugA@pipex.net...
>>> ...but then Im on the outside of plenty shiraz.
>>>
>>> From London Freecycle:
>>>
>>> 1. Mobility-Aid Breadboard - If a person only has one good hand, this
>>> wooden
>>> breadboard, has metal spikes on it, onto which the person sticks the
>>> loaf of
>>> bread. Enabling them to then use their good hand to cut the bread
>>> without
>>> needing to hold it with the other hand.
>>> (Of course many people in that situation might choose to use sliced
>>> bread,
>>> but...).
>>
>> I wonder if its any good for holding a slice while a one armed wife
>> applies the necessary sandwich filling?
>>
>> If so, post the link, Im starving. And find one for a one armed tart to
>> brew a decent cuppa too.
>
> *snort*
>
> You are in sooooo much trouble :o)

She cant get to the pooter without help, so if I make sure UKRM isnt on
display, Im safe.... (ish:)



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