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 Post subject: Re: Paging Gyp
PostPosted: 2006-09-21 14:58:28
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On 21 Sep 2006 06:10:48 -0700, porl wrote:

>> >At the moment it looks like its going to be a major mini-series at
>> >prime-time on Sky entitled When Women Spec DIY Projects. Ill be
>> >played by Brad Pitt and T will be played by Bella Emberg
>>
>> I am so going to dob you in for this one :-)
>>
>> In reality, if T wasnt as gorgeous as she is, and you didnt live in
>> the sure knowledge that youd never find another woman like her, you
>> wouldnt have agreed to do all this work. Which means that she should
>> be played by Cameron Diaz, and you should be played by Rhys Ifans.
>
>I have to say that T is far more attractive than that pan-faced gurning
>twat of a woman.

Look, youre much too far away to try and get into her knickers, ok?
Anyway, just insert .

>lso Rhys Ifans is far too debonair and good looking
>to portray Gyp.

Good point. Arfur Mullard?

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 Post subject: Re: Paging Gyp
PostPosted: 2006-09-21 15:07:07
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>Look, youre much too far away to try and get into her knickers, ok?
>Anyway, just insert .

So am I. Shes in Turkey.

>>lso Rhys Ifans is far too debonair and good looking
>>to portray Gyp.
>
>Good point. Arfur Mullard?

Id be happy with that.
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 Post subject: Re: Paging Gyp
PostPosted: 2006-09-23 17:58:31
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Paul Corfield wrote in message
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>On Sat, 23 Sep 2006 16:30:49 +0100, Gyp wrote:
>>And so it was that on the way to B&Q to return a few sheets of chipboard
>>that Id not needed, I braked slightly harder than I should have done,
>>and with limiting friction well and truly overcome, 4 out of the 5
>>sheets departed forwards off of the roof-rack and remodelled the bonnet.
>
>Oh dear. While I admire the fact that you are prepared to take on such
>a huge DIY task I am beginning to question whether it was worth it.
>Its also put me off even thinking I could achieve 1% of what you have
>tried to do.

Rubbish. Just get a hose pipe and spray it liberally around your home.
Follow this up with turning your kitchen into a building site by
throwing some sand around. Empty your garage and leave your bikes in
the work car park. Damage one of your bikes (cos you dont have a
car). Take a few grand out of your savings and burn it.

There you go, just about identical.


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 Post subject: Re: Paging Gyp
PostPosted: 2006-09-23 18:17:28
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deadmail@burnt.org.uk writes

>Rubbish. Just get a hose pipe and spray it liberally around your home.
>Follow this up with turning your kitchen into a building site by
>throwing some sand around. Empty your garage and leave your bikes in
>the work car park. Damage one of your bikes (cos you dont have a
>car). Take a few grand out of your savings and burn it.
>
>There you go, just about identical.

Youre not wrong :-(
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 Post subject: Re: Paging Gyp
PostPosted: 2006-09-24 22:48:29
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>[4] + found enough spare wallpaper that can repair the hall without
>full redecoration


WooHoo! Result.


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 Post subject: Re: Paging Gyp
PostPosted: 2006-09-24 23:21:05
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deadmail@burnt.org.uk writes
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>>[4] + found enough spare wallpaper that can repair the hall without
>>full redecoration
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>
>WooHoo! Result.

Somehow, I can sense that despite your not-so-subtle piss-take a couple
of days ago, you are genuinely pleased for me in a just-middle-aged-man
overcomes a major DIY obstacle sort of way.

Tomorrow the electrician turns up again [1], and as long as we can get
the lights sorted and I can get the floor down in the upstairs bedroom
[2] the plasterer for the kitchen and the man that will magic the carpet
on the upstairs floor (and his wife [3]) will be in on Tuesday.

If that all comes together I can move stuff into the new study so Ill
actually be able to take delivery of the kitchen cabinets later in the
week...

Do you think I out to set up a webcam for when I come to cut the complex
mitre joint in the worktops?


[1] Who incidentally is your double, and has the same first name which
is a slightly un-nerving when I turn round and see him waving a
significant power tool...
[2] once the kitchen lights are done
[3] long story
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