MOTORCYCLE

> Well, after spending most of yesterday afternoon following the cat around
> the garden and adjacent fields, trying to spot when it had a crap, I gave
> up and went done the pub.
> When I got back, said cat was sitting indoors having a nap. So I woke the
> little farker up, took it into the garden and gave it a good squeeze.
> Collected due brown stuff from rear end, and wiped away the red stuff from
> the front end, and popped its eyes back in. [1]
> It wont come anywhere near me now, which is a shame as it used to be a
> nice little cat. Cant understand why?
> Duly wiped said product onto the inside of my visor, closed the lid, cant
> see fark all, them promptly puked up due the smell in that small enclosed
> space. Should have a health warning on that stuff!
> Upshot is,
> Cat crap is bloody useless for keeping for the visor mist free.
> So I thinks to myself, maybe, just maybe I have something wrong here?
>
> To the FOAK, where in the UK can I buy some better smelling Cat Crap? as
> google seems to want to keep it very much a secret!
>
> TIA
>
> [1] No animals were hurt during the making of this load of old bollox ;o)

> Well, after spending most of yesterday afternoon following the cat around
> the garden and adjacent fields, trying to spot when it had a crap, I gave
> up and went done the pub.
> When I got back, said cat was sitting indoors having a nap. So I woke the
> little farker up, took it into the garden and gave it a good squeeze.
> Collected due brown stuff from rear end, and wiped away the red stuff from
> the front end, and popped its eyes back in. [1]
> It wont come anywhere near me now, which is a shame as it used to be a
> nice little cat. Cant understand why?
> Duly wiped said product onto the inside of my visor, closed the lid, cant
> see fark all, them promptly puked up due the smell in that small enclosed
> space. Should have a health warning on that stuff!
> Upshot is,
> Cat crap is bloody useless for keeping for the visor mist free.
> So I thinks to myself, maybe, just maybe I have something wrong here?
>
> To the FOAK, where in the UK can I buy some better smelling Cat Crap? as
> google seems to want to keep it very much a secret!
>
> TIA
>
> [1] No animals were hurt during the making of this load of old bollox ;o)

>
>
> http://www.ekusa.com/item/23.43.392
>
> Dunno if theyll post to the uk

>
>
>

>> http://www.ekusa.com/item/23.43.392
>>
>> Dunno if theyll post to the uk
>
> They dont... http://www.ekusa.com/corp/terms.html

> Greybeard wrote in message
> news:44769d89$0$24309$88260bb3@free.teranews.com...
>> Well, after spending most of yesterday afternoon following the cat around
>> the garden and adjacent fields, trying to spot when it had a crap, I gave
>> up and went done the pub.
>> When I got back, said cat was sitting indoors having a nap. So I woke the
>> little farker up, took it into the garden and gave it a good squeeze.
>> Collected due brown stuff from rear end, and wiped away the red stuff
>> from the front end, and popped its eyes back in. [1]
>> It wont come anywhere near me now, which is a shame as it used to be a
>> nice little cat. Cant understand why?
>> Duly wiped said product onto the inside of my visor, closed the lid,
>> cant see fark all, them promptly puked up due the smell in that small
>> enclosed space. Should have a health warning on that stuff!
>> Upshot is,
>> Cat crap is bloody useless for keeping for the visor mist free.
>> So I thinks to myself, maybe, just maybe I have something wrong here?
>>
>> To the FOAK, where in the UK can I buy some better smelling Cat Crap? as
>> google seems to want to keep it very much a secret!
>>
>> TIA
>>
>> [1] No animals were hurt during the making of this load of old bollox ;o)
>
>
> No, No, No, No, how stupid can you be?
> You are suppose to rub your visor with a Crap Cat.
> If you do not have a crap cat, you can borrow mine, its fucking useless!

> Buzby came into sight through the beans and said
>>
>>
>> http://www.ekusa.com/item/23.43.392
>>
>> Dunno if theyll post to the uk
>
> They dont... http://www.ekusa.com/corp/terms.html

>
>>> http://www.ekusa.com/item/23.43.392
>>>
>>> Dunno if theyll post to the uk
>>
>> They dont... http://www.ekusa.com/corp/terms.html
>
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