MOTORCYCLE

Large capacity motorcycles are proof that god loves us and wants us to
be happy.

However, should you find yourself heading out for a hoon, and should
your beloved ask you to pick up some washing up liquid[1], and should
you remember to do so, then do not - I say again - do not place it in
your jacket pocket because youre too fucking idle to open the top box.

For, should you do so, and should you subsequently be provoked by the
presence of a Mercedes sportscar into fucking off over the horizon with
the needle in the red, and a manic grin on your face, then the bottle
will fall out of your pocket and spread itself over the road for really
quite a long way.

Theres a bit of road just outside Hitchin that might be a tad slippery
when it next rains. Itll be *lovely* and clean though.


[1] Thereby shopping on a Sunday, and completely invalidating an earlier
argument[2].

[2] Emerson!
--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - Manufacturer of the Champion-105 range of rearsets

WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20 BOTAFOT#150 HYPO#0(KoTL) IbW#41
ZZR1100, Enfield 500 Curry House Racer The Basmati Rice Burner,
Honda GL1000K2 (On its hols) Kawasaki ZN1300 Voyager Oh, Oh, Its so big

Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:


*snigger*

You twonk.

Reminds me of when we were moving from our then flat in Tooting to
Morden (The first Chateau). And some truck managed to lose drums of
cooking oil, ffs, at the South Wimbledon junction.

The traffic was in *chaos* and we were trying to move out, and spending
hours on what should have been a 15-minute journey, and the estate
agents were yammering at us and asking why we hadnt got out....

Anyway. They doused the road in some gunk to soak up the oil, but it had
soaked into the tarmac and the moment it rained all the oil floated to
the surface again, and turned the junction into another skating rink.

So they had to remove the entire road surface, down to a depth of x
inches, and sent the truck company the bill.



--
Trophy 1200 (Doctored)750SS CB750F2 CB400F CD200 ST70 DT50MX
GAGARPHOF#30 GHPOTHUF#1 BOTAFOT#60 ANORAK#06 YTC#3
BOF#30 WUSS#5 The bells, the bells.....

The Older Gentleman wrote

Old Ford all the way to Hackney in 19earlyseventysomething and a lorry
without its load of tinned paint. Man the colours, hippies travelled
in from all over the country for that one.




--
steve auvache
MZ TS150: for sale still.
Bandit 600

On Mon, 28 Mar 2005 19:27:54 +0100, Wicked Uncle Nigel
wrote:


Uncle Nigel gets clean away!

--
Elly - a tired Pixie
ZX9R-E1 - The bike made me do it!
Spike - FZ400 - firing on 3 cylinders
MRO#32 ibW#25 BoTAFOT#46 BoTAFOF #46 GP#1 UKRMRM#00 TWA#3
http://www.garagepixies.co.uk
Angel in the kitchen ...
elly at garagepixies dot co dot uk

In article , Elly says...

I have visions of him gluing marigolds onto his tyres.
--
Bear

Elly wrote:

Hes a slippery customer and no mistake.

--
platypus

no red light flashing